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Posted by Sid Waddell at 14:30 on 29th July 2008 in UniBlog

The taxi drivers were all down in the mouth and the gift shop owners were glum; it had been the worst season for 40 years. Reasons: bad weather and cheap flights to Ibiza and Alkidiki. But with the darters and their zany fans in town for a week things certainly perked up.

For a start, Tommy Cox’s stage crew found the best pork pie shop in England. It is in the covered market and had venison, mince and jelly packed prime pork. I made them my ready-snack of choice. And once again the Shalimar Gardens Tandoori house served up excellent curries, designer lagers and tiffin at the end of a hard day on the raspy tonsils. Add to this being guest members of the Riley Pool and Snooker centre for the week and you have one happy commentary team.

And how about The Power? A few days chilling with Robbie Williams by his Malibu pool meant Phil came to the Fylde coast full of verve and hit a 109.5 average to beat James Wade in the final – a new record figure in PDC events. Then the magic Stokie cried tears of pride as the 1200 strong crowd chanted his name as if he were Caesar back with the spoils of all Gaul. Bully too for young Prince James Wade. On Sky interviews he came over as a worthy modest pretender to Phil’s crown.

GEORDIE JOY

I always get going a bit when new talent lights up the oche, and Kevin McDine is what we call in Geordieland a ‘stumour’ i.e. a phenom. He lives in the Midlands now but is still as ethnic a Tynesider as ever walked. My old mucker Graeme Stoddart is advising the lad on points in the pro game and swears the kid’s patter and attitude is in the Bristow and Alan Evans bracket
Although Kevin was beaten 16-6 by Taylor in the latter stages at Blackpool he popped in two Bull finishes.

And doesn’t 19 year-old Michael Van Gerwen shake the oche when he plays. Great to see such fabulous young tyros in our sport.

SID AND ROD GO HOT-RODDING

I warmed up for my Blackpool stint at Fish O ‘Mania at Stoke. Rod Harrington and I were in a Pro-Celeb team with two international anglers and we had a bit to live down. Two years ago we lost heavily to a team containing a bevy of Page Three girls!

Rod is a regular fisherman and caught three kilos in his hour on the peg. I managed only one kilo but did lose a mighty barbel by a fluke. The fish was hooked by an opposing team but got tangled in my line. I wrestled with it like Hemingway with a giant marlin and whooped when it came thrashing out. Then our noble skipper said it was fishing protocol to give back the fish to the original ‘hooker.’

No sweat – we won the crystal goblets by two clear kilos.

There are 5 comments to this post

Posted by prince of trivia at 23:11 on 5th August 2008

Hi Sid

What another great Matchplay, I can see classic finals from the "real" No 1 & 2 in more PDC major events.
With Barney "quiting" for 2 months, I wonder if he is thinking of quiting the sport of darts for good?
I hope not, first he must go back to his darts he first won his 5 world titles, a UK Open & Las Vegas.
Or maybe Unicorn might be able to help with getting the right darts, just like Phil Taylor.
It would be a great shame to see Barney leave the PDC & the sport of darts hopefully he won''t.
Your local kid McDine did great & hopefully a top 10 PDC player & a "Majors" winner in the coming years, I heard you say you were looking for a new nickname for him.
How does Mc90 ,McJoe 90 or Mcsmiler sound?

Posted by Diamond Dave at 23:40 on 5th August 2008

Hi Sid

How about a starting a campaign to get some of the PDC Darting stars honours for services to sport.
Lowe,Taylor,Wilson,Prestley for services of sport(ie Darts) also Big Jon G in the com-box & yourself Sid for services to Broadcasting.
& Tommy Cox, Style Rod H & Barry H for making darts great after the split.
If Croft can get a honour, it''s about time the PDC were given honours for the way they have improved the sport of darts.

Posted by Prince of trivia at 22:20 on 18th August 2008

Hi Sid

After Team GB''s great success in the current Olympics, I think you should have a word with Seb Coe & Sir Clive Woodward (Team GB Manager) about adding Darts as a new event in London 2012 with Al Palace for it''s Single''s, Double''s & team events.
Surely both codes/players can play along side each other ie: like the Grand Slam Of Darts.
Who knows the PDC might be the only code then.
However if Cricket has been a past Olympic sport why shouldn''t Dart''s & Snooker be given a chance to shine to the world.
It would be great for Taylor & co to be Olympic champion for Team GB.

Posted by Mark OD at 13:32 on 8th September 2008

Hi Sidney

Have you had a word with Coe about darts in the London 2012 Olympics, That is one thing that would keep Phil Taylor playing Darts until then & the one thing he would wish to win a Olympics gold (as he has won every other darting title)
So hopefully you & Baz the PDC chairman can get darts as a Olympics event.

Posted by Alan Marsh at 11:12 on 16th September 2008

Hi Sid

Just like to say darts rules & it should be in the Olympics in 2012 I hope you can get old Coe to agree to it being a event.
Now it right that Barney has quit darts for good? as he has become dishearted with playing bad darts.
I do hope that is true.

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