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BREAKING NEW GROUND AT BOLTON

Posted by Sid Waddell at 16:15 on 10th June 2008 in UniBlog

As Mick Jagger said in the rock classic, ‘In fact it’s a gas…’

The UK Open at Bolton set new standards in darting achievement and excitement. Early doors Anastasia Dobromyslova showed true class in a fighting loss to World Master Robert Thornton. Then the phenom Michael Van Gerwen stunned us all with three consecutive 100 plus shot-outs – then he blew it, losing to Thornton. Vincent Van der Voort, blond hair like a well-used scrubbing brush, was timed at 4.5 seconds to throw three darts and blitzed Colin Lloyd. Then Adie Lewis let rip and won the match of the Flash Harrys against Wayne Mardle. We even had the humour of new daft nicknames like Mark Frost, who calls himself ‘Frosty the Throwman.’ I wished I had coined that one.

I said from the start that a ‘hot streak’ player would again emerge like Shayne Burgess in 2003 and Taffy Barrie Bates two years ago. Scott Waites of Huddersfield, chiselled from Yorkshire whinstone grit, was the hot ticket this year till Ronnie Baxter stopped him in Round 4.

TOP LADS HIT HIGHS

I was not the teeniest bit surprised when Phil Taylor did a 9-dart – his FOURTH in this competition – at 1.37 on Saturday afternoon.

The Power has taken his game to new levels since early March. The new darts flew true in the Premier Darts League, and from week five he averaged around 107 and rising. He followed up the 9-darter with a 114.5 average in a win over Wes Newton. This is a record, the best ever average in a televised match anyplace, anyday.

But the beauty of the ‘FA Cup of darts’, with an open draw after each round, is that sometimes sheer class is not enough. Barney beat a tired Taylor on Sunday and the way lay open for ‘fresh legs’. Gary Mawson was a pleasure to commentate on, a cross between Bluto, Popeye’s nemesis, and Rafa Benitez, and he did himself proud against James Wade.

Wade is 25, a grand lad and took six of the last seven legs in the final. His clashes with Taylor and Barney will set the tungsten template for the next two years till Van G gets cooler and Stokie Adie loses the nerves.

HOT BEDS; HOT SHOTS

There were about eight lads from York and district at our finals, and Chris Thompson, a solicitor’s clerk, made the last eight. This is the deep under-pinning of our super-healthy sport. Once it was the valleys of South Wales who chucked up the stars or the depths of South Yorkshire and Derbyshire. Now you get the feel that the Yorkies, especially, meet each other day in day out. So the high level of achievement is maintained.

Also, with Taylor, Lewis and Hamilton, Stoke on Trent has a great claim to be Tungsten City Central. So how about a Top City League like in ice hockey? Names: Stoke Stackers. Eboracum Exocets. Middlesbrough Machetes.

Could work. Should work. Would work.

There are 4 comments to this post

Posted by Ruby Rose at 19:33 on 14th June 2008

Hi Sid

What a great PDC UK Open, from start to finish high checkout & a wonderful nine-darter from the power.
Not sure what has happened to the old Barney, even after his win over Phil Taylor, however his manager (the one who looks like Paul O''Grady)needs to help him find his "Magic" once again.
I can see Gary Mawson getting into the top 32 if he continues to play to the high standard in Bolton.
It was good to see Wade win, not sure if he would beat the power if he gets him in a semi or final in the next three majors.
What do you think of the PDC new signings Sid? Robert Thornton looks a good bet to get into the top 20, not so sure about the matchstickman Co Stompe however I think more players will cross over in the coming months, maybe one Gary Anderson.

Posted by Swedish Blue at 16:42 on 3rd July 2008

Hi Sid

This year''s Las Vagas Classic looks like it''s gonna be a good one, best of the first night matches was Taylor V Painter, if Kev had been playing anyone else he would be in round 2, 20 times he has played Phil on the box!
One thing I do hope barney''s fans get the right colour caveman-wear for Blackpool, as the one they are currently wearing is Fred Flintstone''s(He wears orange in the cartoon & Barney wears a brown one like the one Barney had on one of his first dart shirts)
I''ll leave it up to you to tell them Sid, Orange might be the Dutch national colour, but it''s not the right one for a Barney look a like.
Ps: Just finished reading your book,it''s a great read.

Posted by Whitley Webster at 12:37 on 6th July 2008

i am thinking of having a whipround to raise cash to send to sid waddell.with it he can go and play some of the casinos or something in vegas and give us a break from him drawwwwwwling on when commentating at the darts.a lot of his sometimes witty comments,which was his forte,have been replaced by stating averages,averages averages.the main goal in a game of darts is to hit the winning double before your opponent.any player of any level wants that before averages,obviously.sid is totally obsessed by averages nowadays,more so than any player i would say.i,like many others have resorted to turning the sound off when he is on and replaced it with a bit of chopin or even prokopiev in the background.
here are the top averages so far in vegas:-
123-no. of times sid says the word averages in 1 match
116- no of times sid mentions taylor in any match
4 or 5no of times sid mentions the 2 men actually playing
0- no of times sid tells us what shot a player should do.
You are starting to sound like Tony "Smug" Green (And that is bad)
Lets have some of your classic fun comments for a change Sid.


Posted by The Understacker at 12:48 on 6th July 2008

Hi Sid

It''s been a great week of darts out in the heat of Las Vegas.
The last eight matches were a bit "Bread & butter" not in the standard that the PDC normally is.
Hopefully we will see some classic arrows tonight, not 16 darts to hit a double like Manley did.
Another event with a out of form Barney, do you think he will retire in the near future? only one man is in the same league as Phil T & that man is James Wade.
Looking forward to the semi''s & final & can''t wait for Blackpool in two weeks.

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