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POWER FAILURE, OR WHAT?

Posted by Sid Waddell at 11:00 on 25th February 2008 in UniBlog

What a difference a year can make.

At Newcastle, on February 22nd 12 months ago, Phil Taylor really got into his Premier League stride with an 8-2 mashing of Peter Manley and a 101 average. He kept up 100 averages right through to Week 10 when he blasted Terry Jenkins 8-1 with a 107 average.

We move to the Ricoh Arena at Coventry last Thursday and a complete turnaround. Manley laces a jaded Phil 8-3 with a 102 average. The bouncy, confident killer is not the bloke from Stoke. No way; the conqueror is a pink-shirted fluent exhibitionist with all the pantomime charm of Baron Hardup. Manley glows confidence and efficiency, hot from yet another night on the exhibition circuit. Taylor, to put it bluntly, flounders like a pale shadow…

What is up? And what if anything can Phil do to shape up?

Before the forensics, I’ll give you clue. Manley has used the same arrows since he was 16 because they suit his thrusting, fast throw. But Phil for four harrowing weeks now has used darts that, I swear, are wrong for him.

I have written more about Taylor’s ballistics in 15 years than Werner Von Braun did about rocket science. And here, in a nutshell, is Sid’s analysis of Phil’s bad form.

PROFESSOR SID THEORISES

The old knitting needle darts were not thrown heavily. They were lobbed to enter the board at 10 degrees to the horizontal. They were skinny enough to accept two more darts stacked on top. This also allowed lies at Treble 19 and Double 16 to be used as platforms. The new ‘torpedo’ darts are too thick. They land too flat and Phil has only limited room to wiggle round them. He compensates by doing a Manley and hurling the dart too hard, hence lies are blown and 100 averages are a thing of the past. I don’t care who designed the darts; Taylor can practice from now till Doomsday and he will never get murderous consistency with them.

It is a fact that all the other players know Phil is vulnerable, as his results at top level since June 2007 show. So there is devil-may-care attitude when they play him, especially in the short format of the Premier League. The bottom line is that I think he lacks confidence all round, especially in the new missiles.

THE YOUNG ONES

I wrote in the Sky Sports magazine a month ago that our sport was blessed to have Adie Lewis and James Wade doing their thing at top level, and haven’t the boys hit the Premier League running.

Given Taylor’s problems and Barney’s fragile psyche, James looks to be favourite to win the whole shebang. He’s looking cool under all that needed aggression and is currently leading the field.

Adie is in his element and loves getting up the noses of the crowd. He has the arrogance of Bristow and the vulnerability of John Thomas Wilson. Above all, you must remember that the League is EXHIBITION darts, and Adie loves being in that spotlight.

And how about Terry Jenkins first three winning legs against Taylor at Manchester? Average up to 130, deadly finishing. I loved it.

Finally, the spread bet on Lady Godiva references at Coventry was 10 -15 and Dave Lanning and I managed a mere SEVEN! We are calming a bit now we are respected po-faced members of the Hall of Fame.

There are 4 comments to this post

Posted by Ross Carr at 21:58 on 25th February 2008

Phil has to do the sensible thing and change back to his little golden beauties, the sigma darts are well to heavy and fat for him he an barely reach the lipstick with them, and he needs to wake up or else kiss the chance of being number one in the world again goodbye, come on phil its not too late to turn the premier league around, just change the missiles Please!

Posted by Simon Smith at 20:01 on 26th February 2008

Hey Sid it''''s Simon, Jane Smiths son, she sent you an e-mail about when you both worked at Yorkshire Television. Hope your all ok and i''''m enjoying the Whyte and Mackay darts open at the moment. Just want to say thanks for the signed photo my darts is going great. Hope to see you at an event in Sheffield i might be going to see Thanks for all the funny bits in your commontating cya

Posted by Werty at 10:53 on 6th March 2008

Hi Sid

That was the worst result Phil Taylor could have got last week 8-0 against Wayne Mardle, Phil still isn''t playing back to his best that 8-0 just papers over the cracks I can see a Barney winning 8-1 this week.

Posted by Seedorf at 11:46 on 7th March 2008

Hi Sid

What was Phil doing last night? was he playing better due to his match against his main competiton? or is he coming back abit? I think in a matches time we will find out if Phil has got the power back, but one result doesn''t make a season.

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