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DO-LALLY AT THE ALLY PALLY

Posted by Sid Waddell at 12:00 on 8th January 2008 in UniBlog

The historic move of the world championship to the Alexandra Palace has proved to be a glorious success.

The standard of arrows was magnificent and the entertainment value pure gold. I have never had so much to commentate on: great shots, vivid characters and a seething, colourful crowd. There were chickens, cowboys and girls - and I swear a reindeer carrying two pints of beer walked past the commentary box on one occasion. In all, 350,000 pints of beer and lager were consumed in orderly fashion, continuing the tradition from the great days of the News of the World finals. In 1972 28,000 cans of ales light and heavy were drunk by fans of Alan Evans and Co in two hours. It was a veritable 12-day Technicolour Valhalla of darts…

MAKING THE NEWS

Not so long ago a lot of the press were only interested in stories of beer or scandal when they looked at darts. Over the past three weeks the tabloids and the ‘quality’ papers have done reams of proper reporting on everything from Taylor’s problems to the derring-do of young Kirk Shepherd. Giles Smith of the Times and Ivan Speck of the Daily Mail, both top columnists, made three visits each to Ally Pally and filed glowing words about the venue and the action.

I was lucky that in amongst the reports were several mentions of my book BELLIES AND BULLSEYES; THE OUTRAGEOUS TRUE STORY OF DARTS. And I was gob-smacked to learn a couple of days ago that the book has been short-listed for a major award. It has been entered in the biography section of the British Sports Book Awards and will be up against books about Bobby Charlton, Laurence Dallaglio and Joe Calzaghe. I am dead chuffed to be in that kind of company and will have my autograph book with me at the bash in London in March.

MARVELLOUS MOMENTS

I was given a night off in the early stages of the tourney and flopped in the bar of our hotel at Muswell Hill. But I was soon upright and yelling at the telly as Jelle Klaasen and Vincent van der Voort played a blinder. It was fast, brilliant and sent the crowd daft. The lads hit 18 180s. Magic!

The Taylor/Mardle clash was another classic. For once the real Wayne showed up and showed his class. After Wayne’s winning darts Taylor hugged the lad and told him ‘to go on and win the title’. Wayne burst into tears. What superb sportsmanship…and it was echoed in many other matches. It should be noted by prima donna millionaire footballers before they indulge their bloated egos.

The final was a pure gas. I knew that Young Shep had the pizzazz, class and arrogance to make a match of it and he done great! Even at 4-0 down in sets to the imperious John Part, Dave Lanning and I were bulling the lad up. ‘Panel beater with the class of a world beater’, rapped Dave. I had heard the young lad was doing his own laundry, washing his smalls in a sink, and could not resist ‘While Shepherd washed his socks by night.’ Kirk, who I compared for show biz appeal to Jocky Wilson and Alan Evans, roared back into the fray but Part did a 117 average set to clinch things 7-2.

Part is a worthy champ with all the swagger and instant counting ability of the great Eric Bristow. From the minute he averaged 99 in the opening round, he was the coolest dude at the Palace. So cool that ten minutes before he started the final he and I were discussing the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots. Laid back and ready to rumble. You betcha!

There are 4 comments to this post

Posted by Fast Chill at 23:00 on 10th January 2008

Hi Sid

Is Ted Hankey soon to join the PDC?
After his last 3 matches at the BDO World Championship where a number of so-called darts fans have been giving him foul-mouth language, booing nearly everytime he threw his darts.
I''m pretty sure I saw Ted mouth "I''m walking away" after that match to Simon W who was playing great darts tonight.
I do hope he does join the PDC he is a class player who should be playing the best players each week & that''s where they are in the PDC.
I''m sure he won''t retire he would be a great loss to the sport of darts.
I Agree with the views on the 606 website about Tony Green,time for him to retire & be put out to pasture.
Tony G is a very average commenter who thinks he has a GSOH which he doesn''t.
& will never be as great as you Sid.
Well done on getting into the PDC Darting hall of fame.

Posted by Naranja Mecanica at 09:49 on 11th January 2008

If Ted Hankey really is considering a move to the PDC (which I very much doubt personally) and qualified for one of the big televised tournaments, does he really think it would put a stop to the pantomime booing? Of course not - it would be far, far worse. If Hankey was 3-0 up in last night''s game he wouldn''t have heard the heckling anyway. On his day he is a great dart player (and still responsible for the highest average ever achieved at the Lakeside if memory serves) but he needs to chill out and stop being so precious.

Posted by Bob at 00:30 on 15th January 2008

Hi Sid

Now Mark Webster has won the BDO World Championship I can see him switching code & joining the PDC.
I think he will be playing his first set of matches in the premier league.
Can''t wait for the 31st of Jan 08 darts is back on TV! yes!

Posted by Godfather at 00:08 on 18th January 2008

Hi Sid what a great book! well done on a fantastic read,I really hope Hankey & Webster step up to the oche and move to the PDC, only then can say they''ve played at the highest level. Would Hankey cope with the standard of play in the PDC? I somehow think he''d fall flat on his bats. Bring on the 31st, come on the Power

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